so I had a wijf and she was a real snoopy

and als I called here then she was there

in a scheet and a poopy

she was always in to a quickie

then I took her from behind

and naar it shined

she very much liked my pickie

 

but dammit at one day she was

vertrocken

and left me with all the brocken

so I went to her friend

and said that I for no sent

over her wanted to knocken

 

this guy was a real uckie

and I brought him from his stuckie

he told me that his wife was

very sicky

and he said,  if I do not protest

and when I would do my very best

I could buy her for a prikkie